Like, we need a Liturgical Grindr, to hook up for fine liturgy and such. The Profile might ask for such information as you preferences on:
Rite I, Rite II, Vers
Ad Orientum, Ad Populum, Ad Whateverum
Church?, Low Church, Broad Church, High Church, Anglo-Catholic, TLM
Looking For (pick as many as you please): Tea, Liturgy of the Hours, Mass, Adoration, Confession, Alcohol and Theology, People willing to form the first ever massive Theology Cosplay/Fan Convention, etc.
Pew seat selection app that allows you to book a pew at your church like an airline seat. Pews that have been claimed by a church member for over two decades are “grayed out”
Review the pastor’s homily and point out any questionable Theological errors. Also, Instagram integration, uploading priest’s vestments for ratings and critiques.
Emergency Sanctus Bells App for the high churchperson to add ringing to the service in the absence of the appropriate altar bells.
…oh, and naturally I’d have to end my profile with "No LC, no Calvinists, no cassock-albs. Sorry, just a preference."
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
A clip from Fight Church: Kneed in the nuts for Jesus (The full movie is now available on iTunes, DVD, and On Demand; To watch the trailer, click here; For the official website, click here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/85918483351/pastor-featured-in-new-fight-church-documentary)
Zomg this is a real thing, I did the fact check and it’s a real thing. Apparently they even have pastors square off against each other in the ring. Nothing so perfectly evangelizes the “Prince of Peace” like ko-ing someone in the nuts.
Creepy Christian book of the day: Puppets Go To Church (Found at Flashbak; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/37221780891/gods-chosen-puppet-will-haunt-you-for-days-found)
May 8, 2014 Adrian Montesano was an armed and dangerous criminal, who’d just robbed a Walgreens at gunpoint and shot a police officer. He escaped in the officer’s patrol car and it was later found dumped at his grandmother’s house, where he took her blue Volvo. By 5 a.m. every cop in South Florida…